A Wringing Endorsement

Why do I smell wet dog? Oh, I see: it's just this old mop that hasn't been wrung out. I better take care of that now. Whoa! It's amazing what all is stuck in here!

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A CHOP WHICH DOW
ACHOPWHICHDOW
(8)
AS NEWS: ASS FOUND INLAND!
ASNEWSASSFOUNDINLAND
(9)
FINE LADY SPAS: ANY ERIE L'S?
FINELADYSPASANYERIELS
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HAM REAR TIER
HAMREARTIER
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HER BALD EAGLES
HERBALDEAGLES
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INK TURD IS HE-MAN'S SIFT (IFFY)
INKTURDISHEMANSSIFTIFFY
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JACKPOT! AS RUSS SELL IT, U MERRIER!
JACKPOTASRUSSSELLITUMERRIER
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OGRE AVERTS TO DANCE KING
OGREAVERTSTODANCEKING
(8)
OI, RIBS! HE SETTLE RISKS?
OIRIBSHESETTLERISKS
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SEE URN AS TINIER, ELS.
SEEURNASTINIERELS
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SMALL TOE SPEED
SMALLTOESPEED
(4)
TAKE IT ALL
TAKEITALL
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"TED, ALL MEAT I-PHONE AND... I-RECTORY???"
TEDALLMEATIPHONEANDIRECTORY
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'TIL A BRAND ORDER
TILABRANDORDER